silverforks:

them: “ONE.”

You:

Them: “TWO.”

You:

Them: “THR-“

You:

OKAY, OKAY I’M SORRY. OH MY GOD.

 My dad would clap in stead of counting, that meant he was gonna hit me.

(Source: rainbowballz, via carrie-bear)

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